Forgottenfables

Bitchin

2008-06-22T08:15:13Z

I has a bitchin new truck

comeonfhqwagads @ 2008-06-14T02:25:00

2008-06-14T09:23:50Z

I've been in a very depressed spin lately :/ i guess my cat's sudden weight loss is getting to me more than i thought.. the thought of losing this cat scares the hell out of me, especially considering i've had her for 17 1/2 years..

Transformers! Vindie's in disguise!

2008-04-29T22:58:08Z

Uh, Vindie? I think they can all tell it's really you under there...

Maulden! Maulden! he's our man, if he can't do it.. Hello kitty can!

2008-04-28T04:43:51Z

What can I say about Maulden...

well first off I'll apologize about the length of the posts of F-lists, I never really did pay much attention of how to cut them into snappy one liners. Or how to turn the names into links to other journals etc.

Maulden is pretty damned awesome, and as much as he eggs the females of NIH on he does so with amazing tact and wit all while giving very little away in terms of just what makes a Maulden (which for some reason is a surprisingly fitting name)

Being one of the 6 at NiH who actually keeps me from leaving (wacky Hi-jinx FTW) he has a great sense of humor and always has some snarky comment to lighten the mood.

Be it a mock newspaper about the wait times on the AYUNN or something about Shona's unintentional innuendos.

I don't think I'll ever understand where he has the time or the energy to post so much and still go to college etc. >.>;;;; I will one day drive down, kidnapping Hippie and Shona on the way, and meet up with this punk.

If only to engage in wacky Hi-jinx of getting a picture of his face! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

comeonfhqwagads @ 2008-04-18T17:13:00

2008-04-19T00:11:19Z

I Am A: Neutral Good Human Bard/Sorcerer (2nd/2nd Level)

Ability Scores:

Strength-9

Dexterity-17

Constitution-14

Intelligence-17

Wisdom-16

Charisma-14

Alignment:
Neutral Good A neutral good character does the best that a good person can do. He is devoted to helping others. He works with kings and magistrates but does not feel beholden to them. Neutral good is the best alignment you can be because it means doing what is good without bias for or against order. However, neutral good can be a dangerous alignment because it advances mediocrity by limiting the actions of the truly capable.

Race:
Humans are the most adaptable of the common races. Short generations and a penchant for migration and conquest have made them physically diverse as well. Humans are often unorthodox in their dress, sporting unusual hairstyles, fanciful clothes, tattoos, and the like.

Primary Class:
Bards often serve as negotiators, messengers, scouts, and spies. They love to accompany heroes (and villains) to witness heroic (or villainous) deeds firsthand, since a bard who can tell a story from personal experience earns renown among his fellows. A bard casts arcane spells without any advance preparation, much like a sorcerer. Bards also share some specialized skills with rogues, and their knowledge of item lore is nearly unmatched. A high Charisma score allows a bard to cast high-level spells.

Secondary Class:
Sorcerers are arcane spellcasters who manipulate magic energy with imagination and talent rather than studious discipline. They have no books, no mentors, no theories just raw power that they direct at will. Sorcerers know fewer spells than wizards do and acquire them more slowly, but they can cast individual spells more often and have no need to prepare their incantations ahead of time. Also unlike wizards, sorcerers cannot specialize in a school of magic. Since sorcerers gain their powers without undergoing the years of rigorous study that wizards go through, they have more time to learn fighting skills and are proficient with simple weapons. Charisma is very important for sorcerers; the higher their value in this ability, the higher the spell level they can cast.

Find out What Kind of Dungeons and Dragons Character Would You Be?, courtesy of Easydamus (e-mail)

comeonfhqwagads @ 2008-04-17T00:03:00

2008-04-17T07:02:39Z

I always wonder why every woman says they want "this and this" in a guy then go for someone who's the exact opposite of that.

I'm also trying to figure out what is in the air cause suddenly everyone i know is getting a boyfriend/girlfriend etc.

comeonfhqwagads @ 2008-03-22T04:30:00

2008-03-22T11:29:02Z

Your LiveJournal Pirate Crew
LiveJournal Username
Fifteen men on a dead man's chest!
Cutlass or pistol?
What is the name of your pirate ship?
Where is your secret pirate base?
What kind of loot do you prefer?
What do you and your crew prefer to be called?
Parrot or monkey?
Argh!

Your capable first mate	amberrune
Your bumbling cabin boy with a heart of gold	nellielephant
The aloof, yet honorable, pirate with a mysterious past	lady_violaceous
Is always the first one into the fray	samelthecamel
Is the naval officer who ruthlessly pursues your ship	samelthecamel
Is the comical pirate who is always drunk on grog	nellielephant
Is currently in Davy Jones's locker	black_saturniid
The amount of money you make as a pirate	$116,352


This Fun Quiz created by Lynn at BlogQuiz.Net

I love GLaDOS

2008-02-21T11:01:02Z

Dice and good music

2008-02-14T10:04:58Z

whoever made this video has WAY more patience than i ever will

comeonfhqwagads @ 2008-02-14T00:15:00

2008-02-14T08:15:18Z

Valentines day blows. Not only do i spend it alone every year, it's also my grandmothers birthday.. she died back in 94 from lung cancer...

comeonfhqwagads @ 2008-01-12T01:05:00

2008-01-15T09:05:45Z

I hate my family. i really do. I'm sick and my brother and i went to Redmond and spent 4 hours picking up my truck.

So during the playoff game I fell asleep on my parents couch (i should be at work but i feel like shit and things have been going so horridly for me i don't want to go to work and watch as half the vehicles i'm guarding implode)
My brother comes home near the end of the game and shoves me off the couch.
Kyle: "Why are you sleeping on the couch? i'm gonna watch a movie with my girlfriend"
Me: "The hell was that for?!"
Kyle: "Get off the couch and go sleep upstairs. I want to watch a movie with my girlfriend."
Me: "Uhm screw you? the games still on"
Kyle: "You were asleep, now move"
Me: "Quit being a dick kyle"
Kyle: "What the fuck man, quit getting pissed off over nothing and go sleep upstairs"
Me: "What the hell? You're being an asshole for no reason"

about this time my mom shows up and starts yelling at me

Mom: "He gave up 90% of his day just to help you go get your car, quit being an asshole to him"
Me: "What the fuck? he shoved me off the couch!"
Mom: "So? he didn't have to go help you, you never asked him to go help you you just told him that he was going with you"
Me: "So? he knows i couldn't do it by myself, he also knows that I really wasn't in a great mood yesterday and he knows i would do the same for him"
Mom: "That doesn't matter. the point is you never asked him he went along and gave up 90% of his day to help you. now get the hell of the couch"
Kyle: "You're welcome by the way"
Mom: "See? he didn't have to help you at all"
Me: "what the fuck?! I'm sick of every god damn time I come over here I get yelled at over something and told I'm an asshole. Kyle knows i appreciate it and knows i would help him out if he needed it"
Mom: "Because you are one. You demand that everyone does whatever the hell you want regardless of what they have. And that doesn't matter YOU expected him to go with you. You didn't ask if he had plans."
Me: "He already told me he didn't and offered to go Thursday morning when he found out that it died. You know what? Fuck this I'll just walk home I'll buy a new car and be done with the whole fucking thing. I'm sick of listening to this bullshit mom. Quit being a fucking bitch for no reason."
Mom: "Oh you're gonna be petty and 'walk home', grow up."
Me: "You grow up and quit being a bitch and jumping on his side every time there's an argument just because he still lives at home and I'm not afraid to tell you you're a bitch."

I called out of work today because I was driving to work and I went to Arby's for lunch. within 1 minute of me leaving Arby's the lid on my drink split open and dumped all over me, one of the cans of Dr Pepper i had sprung a pinhole leak and started spraying all over and then i realized i didn't have my phone or my time card. at that point i went home and curled up in the fetal position

comeonfhqwagads @ 2008-01-08T02:06:00

2008-01-08T10:07:44Z

well i'm royally screwed. My ex room mate never signed me off of my old lease (despite the apartment managers telling me i was off the lease) and disappeared, now collections is after me for 3k dollars for an apartment i haven't lived at for over a year

comeonfhqwagads @ 2007-12-18T04:09:00

2007-12-18T12:11:35Z

I just found out that one of the managers i worked rather closely with at work died yesterday... i don't know the cause but it's.. weird. I saw her Saturday and now monday shes dead...

Ever have one of those days...

2007-12-11T12:05:14Z

where you just needed to curl up into someone until the fear goes away?

I had a dream the other night that really freaked me out... yes even the ineffable Shaun gets bothered at times >.>

Given my record of Pre-cog (usually months in advance) and the sheer realism of the dream is what is bothering me so much...

I posted the following on a message board i go to

"I had a very very disturbing dream last night >.> and the realism of it all and my tendency to have pre-cog months and months in advance really really bothers me...

man this is one of those times when I wish I had someone to curl up into while the fear subsides"

the next post, about ten minutes later, was
"I had a dream about a dead baby a few days before I left. I was frantic every time I had to leave the room where the kids were for a bit because in the dream I'd left the baby with its uncle or something and all I hear is a cry and then a thud and I run back in and it's like "...he just...fell." and I tried to pick up the baby but it was so limp I just kind of dragged it up an inch then was all *recoils*."

no response to my post just an "I'm more important" sort of post. Especially since the only 2 responses since then have been to the post about the dead baby, along the lines of "omg *hugs tight*"

i really wonder if i should bother going to the forum anymore, it feels like nothing but a popularity contest now, I'm frequently ignored and just really don't know why i bother going there.

comeonfhqwagads @ 2007-09-22T02:19:00

2007-09-22T09:19:05Z

BWAR! that is all.

It's all so perfectly depressing

2007-09-04T13:20:37Z

I can't wipe this smile off my face!

if ever there was a day where i just wanted to cry, that would have been the past 24 hours

First off work was utter hell, I was dealing with idiots all day then right in the middle of the day we get hit by a HUGE thunderhead, so I was soaking wet, and lighting and thunder and lightning lighting bushes on fire

then after work i decide I'll be nice to my roommate and drive my Nintendo DS to him, so he has something to entertain himself with for his shift. well because it was heavily raining i hydroplaned on a really shittily built on-ramp and blew a tire out, this is at 1am,

I call my brother, I left my spare tire at my parents house, because the holder for it on my truck is missing a bolt so I'd be dragging the tire across the pavement when i drive. He doesn't arrive till 3am

Anyways, we start taking the tire off and when we get to the wheel lock, the key for that is bigger than our crowbar... so my brother has to drive back home (about 25 miles away, so a good 30-40 minute drive away) to get a ratchet with a socket big enough to fit the wheel lock key.

so by now it's about 3:30 I've been sitting under an overpass for 2 hours now, soaked cause it's still raining, and just listening to cars going vroom above me. he gets back at about 4:30am with a new shirt for me and a ratchet, we finish taking my flat tire off and putting the new one on, my roommate (now done with his shift at work) pulls up to offer me a Dr Pepper and a bag of teddy grahams as i haven't eaten in about 8 hours now

I F#(%$#@(ING HATE COPS

2007-07-16T07:55:32Z

I just got a $742 ticket and the cop was a complete dick about it... i had pulled onto the main road and the cop was riding my ass (the cop was hardcore speeding btw) and he came up behind me and pulled me over first chance he got (for no reason too, i wasn't speeding or anything)

SSBB

2007-07-14T09:30:43Z

.... DECEMBER 3RD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

comeonfhqwagads @ 2007-06-09T14:23:00

2007-06-09T21:26:28Z

WOOOOOOO~! *shrugs* now that that is out of my system. work sucks, life is messed up, and i still have no Idea what i wantsta do... I miss talking to Thren and Maegan. neither is online anymore, and Maegan owes me a crowned Jigglypuff vs. Pink Yoshi battle. *glares* i need fwiends....

snicker snicker

2007-05-15T06:56:33Z

http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v627/Ranma_Kun/?action=view¤t=ShaunBull.flv

Best Mecha bull ride EVER

Yoinked from Maegan

2007-02-24T00:00:24Z

BOLD THE THINGS YOU'VE DONE! (actually I'm lazy about this code stuff so I'll just say yes or no as usual :P)

Graduated High School. - yes

Kissed someone - yes

Smoked cigarettes - once every like maybe 7 months or so (they are good for caling you down when you're so stressed you want to punch the next person you see, but thats about all they are good for)

Made out with someone of the opposite sex. - yes

Got so drunk you passed out. - yes

Rode every ride at an amusement park. - yes :D

Collected something really stupid. - no

Helped someone. - yes

Gone fishing. - yes, even wound up with a hook in my middle finger

Spun turn tables. - vaguely

Watched four movies in one night. - yes

Gone long periods of time with out sleep. - oh my yes, went 6 days without sleep, then slept for 1 1/2

Lied to someone. -yes

Been dumped. -yes

Dealt drugs. -no

Smoked weed - no

Snorted cocaine - no

Failed a class - heh, way too many times to count

Gone to a rock concert - yes

Taken a college level course. - yes

Been in a car accident - yes

Done hard drugs - Ecstasy, and not by choice

Wached someone die. - no

Ran a marathon - no

Been to a funeral - yes

Burned yourself - i've fallen IN a fire before

Lost your virginity. - yes

Your parents got divorced. - no

Cried yourself to sleep. - yes

Spent over $200 in one day - yes

Cheated on someone. - no

Gone skiing - Snowboarding

Been cheated on. - yes

Written a 10 page letter. - yes

Been sailing. - yes

Cut yourself. (aka, self harm) - nope,

Had a best friend. - yes

Lost someone you loved. - yes

Shoplifted something. - no

Been to jail - no

Had detention. - yes

Skipped school. - yes

Got in trouble for something you didn't do. - haha i have a knack for being blamed for technical problems even when i don't touch said computer

Gone to a different country - other than Canadia, no... *cries*

Been in a mental hospital. - no

Dropped out of school - no

Watched the "Harry Potter" movies. - yes

Had an online diary. - yes

Fired a gun. - yup

Gambled in a casino. - yes

Had a yardsale - yes

And a lemonde stand. - yes

Actually made money at the lemonade stand. - i made about tree fitty

Been in a school play. - yes

Been fired from a job. - yes well not "FIRED" Terminated

Taken a lie detector test. - no

Swam with dolphins - nah

Gone to Seaworld - yes

Attempted suicide. - no

Voted for American Idol. - no

Written poetry. - yes

Read more than 20 books a year. - yes

Gone to Europe - *sighs* no... and all the coolest peoples in the world and one horrible one live over there

Loved someone you couldn't have. - yes

Wondered about your sexuality. - yes

Used a coloring book over age 12 - yes

Had surgery. - yes

Had stitches - yes

Taken a taxi. - yes

Had more than 5 IM's going at once. - yes

Overdosed. - nope

Seen the Washington Monument - yes

Had a drug or alcohol problem - no

Been in a fist fight - yea i have

Had a hamster - yes, my first pet, Nibbles

Pet a wild animal - yes

Gone surfing in California - yes

Suffered any form of abuse. - yes

Used a credit card. - yes

Did "spirit day" at school - yes, when I was still young and excited by concepts like spirit day *sigh*

Dyed your hair - nope, want to but my dad would flip

Got a tattoo. - no, plan on getting a few

Had something peirced - nope

Got straight A's. - nope

Been on the Honor Roll. - nope

Your parents sent you to a shrink - yes

Been handcuffed - yea, but not quite by the police...

Known someone with HIV or AIDS. - yes

Started a fire - hehehe, fireworks are FUN! shooting bottle rockets at each other is fun too!

Had a party while your parents weren't home - yes

Gotten caught having a party while they were gone - no

Taken pictures with a webcam. - yes

Done surveys like this to pass the time - yep

where are you?

2007-02-08T00:18:49Z

Create your own visitor map!

muahahahaha... wait what are you doing pointing the cannon at me?

2007-02-03T10:29:56Z

the Ham

(28% dark, 57% spontaneous, 36% vulgar)

your humor style:
CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS | LIGHT

Your style's goofy, innocent and feel-good. Perfect for parties and for the dads who chaperone them. You can actually get away with corny jokes, and I bet your sense of humor is a guilty pleasure for your friends. People of your type are often the most approachable and popular people in their circle. Your simple & silly good-naturedness is immediately recognizable, and it sets you apart in this sarcastic world.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Will Ferrell - Will Smith

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You scored higher than 99% on darkness
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parents really can't see things from any perspective but their own

2007-01-28T23:58:54Z

*growls* why is it that anytime you get into a fight with a parent they only hear what they want to or hear PARTS of sentences that conviniently agree to what their argument is?

so my brothers TV has two spots on it that are dim and don't show colour very well, so i was playing with my brothers Singing monkey rocks and they affected his TV from farther away than i thought, (S.M.R are really hard powerful magnets that make a funky clacking noise when you toss them up and stick together) and it temporarily made one of the spots a little worse then it went back to normal.

Well, my brother goes stomping downstairs because he's suddenly pissed off that "i ruined his TV and made it unusable" which to my mom (who's already PMS'ing) means i'm a stupid hipocritical asshole that doesn't give a shit about anyone but myself and ignores everyone but me. now i don't exactly have friends that i can hang out with, nor can i afford to go out often. To my parents this means i'm just going to be a worthless bum who has to live with them till i'm 40. I'm happy with just sitting at home wasting my day playing games cause i'm happy and have fun doing that, this is incomprehensible to my parents who have it in their heads that i HAVE to have a huge house like them to be happy and whatnot. :a ngry5:

but i'm digressing from my point. Anyways, so my mom is screaming at me and i said "i didn't think they'd affect it from that far away" her response 'you just fuckin summed it up right there 'YOU DIDN'T THINK' because you never do to try your little "experiments" on whatever the hell you can find. I know for a fact that if that was YOUR TV and kyle did that you'd be pissed off beyond reason"
"no i wouldn't i don't use the TV in my room so it's no big deal to me"
"oh bullshit quit lying. you would to be pissed off"
"you don't know me mom. tell me do you know anything i like? people change. you seem to think you have me all figured out and that you know everything about me"
"i know you shaun. i know how you'll react to anything. you're a stupid hipocritical asshole who says 'fuck what anyone else thinks'"

comeonfhqwagads @ 2007-01-03T22:34:00

2007-01-04T06:34:33Z

*laughs* and here i thought maybe she would have finally gotten a clue by now. i randomly browsed back to the Neko the Kitty forums, to find people have lied to my face about not going there anymore, but whatever, the extremely amusing thing is that my ex Nikki, who ruined my life for about a year, is still doing the same thing she did to me to others and still writing worthless poetry and trying to pull pity for herself somethings never change